Can Apple's most advanced mobile phone make phone calls?

It's called antenna attenuation, and it happens to every single phone if you grab it in a certain way. If you don't think that's the case, then go look at the Apple study with videos showing each of the top smart phone's similar problem.

http://www.apple.com/antenna/

If you got a problem with the iPhone 4, return it. No one's forcing you to spend the money. But you know you wont. You going to also blame the iPhone for not working in an elevator AKA a Faraday Cage. Yeah I guess we should blame Apple for not being able to violate the laws of physics as well.

Many Apple metrosexuals believe that Apple’s cutting edge technology made by sub-standard Chinese motherboard manufacturer Foxconn is infallible. The number of recent suicides at Foxconn would indicate otherwise. It is believed that once workers found out that somewhere, sometime, someone will drop a call while on the way to Starbucks they were unable to go on living. The “snoozemedia” incorrectly reports the suicides have something to do with working twelve hours a day and living like a slave in the Foxconn compound. The truth is the iphone deathgrip not only causes dropped calls, but suicide.

Apple claims to have done extensive testing on the new iphone 4. In fact here is something Steve Jobs might have said from that article I didn’t read, “We thoroughly tested our customer’s stupidity by marketing the ipad. We figured that after we sold a million of those our metros would buy any piece of crap we made.” Jobs went on to defend the iphones’ inability to make phone calls while being held by probably saying, “Our research shows that most of our customers are gripping the iphone improperly. There is too much of a snuggle and that is interfering with the reception.”

Did Apple do the right thing by offer a free “bumper case” to customers? To answer that question I would have to know what a bumper case is- which I don’t. So I’m going to go with no. A phone that doesn’t make calls is defective. It would be like a laptop computer with no keyboard, no flash support, no multi-tasking, no usb, no webcam, can’t maintain wifi connection, and has a shitty name like ipad. The “f” in iphone stands for FAIL.